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“Jack....how do you train a guitar?”
Answer: persistence, practice, and a good old
fashioned bull whip.
Some questions and answers...
“What type of picking style do you use?”
Answer: I use the basic finger picking styles...with
an occasional nose picking, ear digging, and picking
my ass when ain’t nobody lookin!
“Any suggestions for persons coming to see your show?”
Answer: Show up drunk, stay that way.
The National Association Against Guitar Abuse
strongly disapproves of this image!
“Have you ever considered adding any other acts
to your show?
Answer: I had a guy once that wanted to do
comedy, where he tortured muppets on stage...we
had some complaints.
Woody went to
Catholic School!
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